So I was hosting a Harry Potter Marathon with me, myself, and I when all of the sudden thoughts about school starting soon began linking themselves to the wonderful world of Harry Potter. The Weasley's Wizard Wheezes is the most brilliant thing ever! The Weasley twins are an inspiration...indeed. I picked four of the products that are sold at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes and decided to tell about how they would make school more bearable or help you get out of class...even in the muggle world.
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Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs - Imagine unstoppable fireworks that violently explode in a chemistry lab class. I think I've said enough.
Skiving Snackbox - Contains different kinds of sweets to make the user ill. They include Fainting Fancies, Fever Fudge, Nosebleed Nougat, Puking Pastilles. I think these would work great in a gym/weightlifting class. Any teacher that ignores a student with these conditions, is obviously working for You-Know-Who, so it has several advantages.
Pygmy Puffs - Miniature puffskeins that eat spiders. You know when there's this tiny innocent spider crawling about the floor and then all of the sudden you hear, "OH MY GOSH! EW! A SPIDER! KILL IT! KILL IT!" Well with a pygmy puff all you have to do is let it loose to have a scrumptious meal and it will get rid of the shrieky voices that traumatize your soul. Plus they're so cute! Yea, I know right?
Reusable Hangman - A magical version of the pen-and-paper game hangman. Oh come on, school would be so jokes! (jokes meaning "cool")
Senior year would rock with these! Honestly even if Pygmy Puffs weren't useful, I'd still want one...
I <3 the Weasley Twins,
-alexthenerdette
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