"Insomniatic hyperactivity fueled by the addicting smell of rain but...sshhhhh!"

Okaaaay! So when the insomnia hits there's nothing else to do but blog about it!

...wait...what?

Actually there many other options such as...

such as...knitting a scarf for...your kitten?

Nope I've got nothing. It could be because my mind is hard-core hyperactive right now. Not the "Hey let's go sky diving hyper," but more like the "I have a zillion thoughts zooming through my head hey I just used two words that begin with the letter z," kind of hyper. Which speaking of z, I haven't been to the zoo for years...I should really go...just because.

And it could go on. Thankfully enough I have the ability to control myself enough to switch trains of thought. It's quite handy. Now keep in mind whatever mumbo jumbo is being written is under the influence of insomnia, an amazing thunderstorm, and the thought of zucchini's. So there ya have it, my inspiration for these wise words of wise wisdom.

It is currently 1:50 A.M. and after about an hour of constant rumbles of thunder and some pretty windy winds it's finally raining. I can hear the droplets of water crisply pelting against my window. Another rumble of thunder and a flash of lightning. BOOM! Yep I saw it coming...didn't even jump...nope. Okay now it's really raining. I can hear it attacking my window. Hey rain, have some compassion eh? Anyway I really want to go open my window and let the fresh scent of moistened soil reach my nose.

Mmmmhmm... Now that's exactly what I'm talking about! Oh yea me and Kansas weather...yea we're pretty much like this &. BOOM! Well there goes another one. Except this thunderous sound was accompanied by the frightful shivering of my lamp and other such things resting on my nightstand. Ah lovely...

And hopefully by now you've figured out my signature. ---> Alex "the insomniac"

You see, it's like two in the morning sometimes and I'm still tossing and turning. So I've stopped fighting it and embraced my new summer lifestyle. Insomnia. Sounds mysterious and dark and, like, sleepless...right? Yeahhhh....

Well I could keep going so I should just force myself to end this now and for all...It's been great, hope this was enjoyable and if not keep in mind it's just a moo perspective! (flavored with insomniatic hyperactivity fueled by the addicting smell of rain but...sshhhhh!)

OH, and one last thing that I've been meaning to type since the whole letter "z" thing. Zucchini! Yep there's another one. Hey, I haven't had zucchini in almost, like, forever so I should definitely eat some. Oh wait...I'm allergic...maybe that's why...Ohhh....the world makes sense now....

Mmmkay that was pointless, enjoy your cup of coffee! Haha, geddit? No? Psht, tough crowd...

Yours sleeplessly,

-Alex

"the insomniac"